I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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