I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
