I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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