Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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