I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
