think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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