? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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