You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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