Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Bring me that man meat
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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