watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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