It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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