It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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