Do vagina's smell?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i drank out of a bidet.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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