I need help removing her.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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