just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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