i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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