maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I can't turn off my feet"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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