I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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