Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We are all done wearing pants today
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