nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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