I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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