i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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