I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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