She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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