Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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