if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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