very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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