We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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