At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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