Dual....:-)
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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