Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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