White coat. Heels.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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