i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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