okay pat passed out under dana's car
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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