Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
