Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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