She's JV to your varsity
Who did Billy Mays play for?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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