The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Randomize
