Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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