Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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