Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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