so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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