Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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