Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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