Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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