Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You did what with his pubic hair?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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