I hate your face
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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