Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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