I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Let's paint friendship bongs
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Randomize