one two three fourrrrnication!
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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