Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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