8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
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me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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