well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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