I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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