I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
No subtext here. People are naked.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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